Ohio Nurse Fails To Prove Insane Theory That Covid Vaccines Turns People Into Human Magnets

A nurse’s attempt to prove a completely insane anti-vaccine conspiracy theory fell apart during her testimony before the Ohio legislative session.

The nurse attempted to demonstrate Tuesday to the Ohio House Health Committee that the coronavirus vaccine causes recipients to become magnetized, as Dr. Sherri Tenpenny testified earlier in the day in favor of House Bill 248, which would prevent businesses or government agencies to require vaccinations.

“Yes, vaccines do harm people,” the nurse testified. “By the way, I just found out something when I was on lunch, and I want to show it to you. We were talking about Dr. Tenpenny’s testimony about magnetic vaccine crystals, so this is what I found out.”

“I have a key and a bobby pin here,” she said as she pressed a key against her chest until it sticks. “Explain to me here why the key sticks to me! It stick to my neck, too.”

The key does not, in fact, stick to her neck despite several attempts. She then moves on to a much lighter bobby pin.

“So if someone can explain to me, that would be great,” she says, as the bobby pin falls from her skin after sticking for a brief moment. “Any questions?”

“Small items will briefly stick to the skin due to the waxy sebum that mammals secret from their sebaceous glands, and not necessarily proof that vaccines contain magnetic crystals,” notes RawStory. “All ingredients for the Pfizer/BioNTech, Oxford/AstraZeneca, Moderna and Janssen vaccines have been made publicly available, and none of them contain high enough amounts of any substance that would attract a magnet.”

Make that "a" state legislative committee. (Does the vaccine cause typos?)

This little experiment followed the testimony of noted COVID-19 conspiracy theorist Sherri Tenpenny, which by now you've probably seen:https://t.co/bJGcUa86r0

— Tyler Buchanan (@Tylerjoelb) June 9, 2021